James "The Adonis" Polk
blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

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iownyourfacebecauseyousuck:

madpout:

me

that’s not a choice

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lanadelreycist:

those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate

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kyian:

Iconic

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applevevo:

tortillas:

freedom

no money no family 16 in the middle of Miami

applevevo:

tortillas:

freedom

no money no family 16 in the middle of Miami

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samandriel:

kitten-left-alone:

posedis:

fabulousbad-fallen-angel:

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

Why we are all criminal masterminds?

because we swap murder secrets like housewives swap recipes

Most of them were also just used for coke later on

Everytime someone reblogs this post, I die a little bit inside because you know I broke and lost this ring about 3 hours after making this post. The wounds haven’t healed yet…… it’s been years. 

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partybottom:

theonion:

Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts

THANK YOU

partybottom:

theonion:

Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts

THANK YOU

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goblin-king-of-thedas:

catherinechandler:

do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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He’s impossible to read.

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motok-wolf:

why  :c

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