It's Food Nouveau

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catbountry:

You forgot the fartbending.

slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

stephenfrydancestosongs:

Stephen Fry dances to:

Nightnoise- Wiggy Wiggy

Still can’t believe how many people are deleting the videos with these gifs tbh.

Have I resized it too much, guys?

slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

PS phallic symbol.

smuttering:

I am this lion.

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“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

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hannameth:

kabukigurl:

shayleigh and i in our future apartment 

omg

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tastefullyoffensive:

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televandalist:

Perpetuity

That’s a…. transportation clause.

watching this. again.

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