James "The Adonis" Polk
osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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deadclear:

i have found my favorite episode

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tenaciousbee:

"IN THE NAME OF THE GALAXY, I SHALL PUNISH YOU.
“When someone asks you to design a Sailor Starlord cosplay for them, you DO NOT PASS ON THAT OPPORTUNITY. A collaborative effort between me and itsamerico.

tenaciousbee:

"IN THE NAME OF THE GALAXY, I SHALL PUNISH YOU.

When someone asks you to design a Sailor Starlord cosplay for them, you DO NOT PASS ON THAT OPPORTUNITY. A collaborative effort between me and itsamerico.

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i want to start an all-positive conspiracy theory movement. chemtrails promote healthy bones. the moon landing was faked to give people something to believe in. the reptilians only wear skin suits to avoid startling people.

poison-liker:

a softer new world order

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oatmeal47:

my future tombstone

oatmeal47:

my future tombstone

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poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

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You’re gonna need a pep talk sometimes. That’s okay. For now, remember this: You’re awake. You’re awesome. Live like it.

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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

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iownyourfacebecauseyousuck:

madpout:

me

that’s not a choice

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lanadelreycist:

those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate

image

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